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haave-you-met-ted: this is my favourite scene from the entire...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:37:34 -0700

haave-you-met-ted:

this is my favourite scene from the entire fucking show

What about Fart Bending?

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:44:46 -0700

What about Fart Bending?

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Thu, 16 May 2013 20:59:09 -0700

Tumblr Code.

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:51:24 -0700

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

worldsfinestonline: “Batman: Arkham Origins” Teaser Trailer...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:46:48 -0700

worldsfinestonline:

“Batman: Arkham Origins” Teaser Trailer Released
http://www.toonzone.net/forums/video-games/303027-batman-arkham-origins-video-game-announced.html

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:58:10 -0700

luongtom: beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:36:02 -0700

luongtom:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

Point taken

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Wed, 15 May 2013 17:23:59 -0700

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Wed, 15 May 2013 11:49:18 -0700

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mohandasgandhi: sad-teeth: So today Angelina Jolie had double...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:03:54 -0700

mohandasgandhi:

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists for being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.

Our celebrity obsessed culture may be a joke but breast cancer definitely isn’t - nearly 500,000 people die from it every year. Angelina Jolie’s doctors estimated she had an 87% risk of developing breast cancer and a 50% risk of developing ovarian cancer because she carries the common gene mutation that causes both. Her mother died at the age of 56 after a long battle with cancer as well. My own mother had both breast and ovarian cancer within a couple short years and let me tell you, it’s about the least funny thing in the world to watch someone suffer from.

Valuing someone’s body parts you sexualized over their life and humanity goes beyond sexism, it’s sub-human.

Don't know why

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:58:21 -0700

but Tomo always pops up in my head when I listen to Home by Phillip Phillips

cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:50:30 -0700

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

fyeahcolinandryan: rycolfan: cw-whoseline: New Whose Line...

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:23:23 -0700

fyeahcolinandryan:

rycolfan:

cw-whoseline:

New Whose Line promo spot! 90210’s Greatest Hits.

Took Aisha a few takes to get the intro right because she had a bit of a giggle fit. ;-)

Eeee!!!

More!!

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Mon, 13 May 2013 21:40:55 -0700

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Mon, 13 May 2013 19:32:17 -0700

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Mon, 13 May 2013 18:54:37 -0700

superwizardmagic: Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels -...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:41:43 -0700

superwizardmagic:

Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 1/?

SO GLAD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZED THIS

Had a cupcake today and this totally worked.

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:00:56 -0700

Had a cupcake today and this totally worked.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 14:58:33 -0700

it says "how do we kill them" i don't want questions about this

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Sun, 12 May 2013 22:37:14 -0700

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